Splinters in Her Crotch
A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat,
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> She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"
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> He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to a waste treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned you down ."
splinters in her uh crotch
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