Ole & the hooker

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Ole & the hooker

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Ole & The Hooker



Ole was walking home late at night, through the







park, and sees a woman in the shadows.



"Twenty dollars," she whispers.



He's never been with a hooker before, so he







figures, "what the hell, it's only twenty bucks.."




So they hide in the bushes and are going at it for







a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them.







It's a police officer.






"What's going on here people?" asks the officer..



"I'm making luff to my wife," Ole







answers indignantly.









"Oh, I'm sorry" says the cop. "I didn't know."











"Vell," Ole says , "I didn't either until you flashed







that d@mn light in her face." :)) :)) =)) =)) :D :D :-o :-o
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Re: Ole & the hooker

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OH NO!!!! LOL =))
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