It was entertainment night at the Lufkin , Texas Senior Center
and over 300 seniors came to see the show.
Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a trance;
I intend to hypnotize each and every Member of the audience.'
The excitement was almost electric as Claude
withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.
'I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch.
It's a very special watch.. It's been in my family for six generations.'
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth
while quietly chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, and
watch the watch...'
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch
swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.
Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch,
until, suddenly, it slipped from the Hypnotist's' fingers
and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
'$h1t!' said the Hypnotist.
It took three days to clean up the Senior Center
Hypnotist at the Senior Center
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Re: Hypnotist at the Senior Center
I laughed out loud, over and over. Then again when I told my wife. That's a great joke!