Canada's top 10....

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Canada's top 10....

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Canadian's Version of David Letterman's Top 10.
Just makes you wanna shake your head in disbelief.
This is Canada's Top Ten List of America's Stupidity.
Of course we look like idiots .... because we are.
(I don't know if this is true or who wrote it, but it all rings correct....)

Number 10) Only in America...could politicians talk about the greed of the rich at a $35,000.00 per plate campaign fund-raising event.

Number 9) Only in America ...could people claim that the government still discriminates against black Americans when they have a black President, a black Attorney General and roughly> 20% of the federal workforce is black while only 14% of the population is black 40+% of all federal entitlements goes to black Americans - 3X the rate that go to whites, 5X the rate that go to Hispanics!

Number 8) Only in America...could they have had the two people most responsible for our tax code, Timothy Geithner (the head of the Treasury Department) and Charles Rangel (who once ran the Ways and Means Committee), BOTH turn out to be tax cheats who are in favor of higher taxes.
THIS ONE (8) ESPECIALLY GETS MY PANTIES IN A WAD!!! HOW CAN WE LET THIS HAPPEN??? X(

Number 7) Only in America...can they have terrorists kill people in the name of Allah and have the media primarily react by fretting that Muslims might be harmed by the backlash.

Number 6) Only in America...would they make people who want to legally become American citizens wait for years in their home countries and pay tens of thousands of dollars for the privilege, while they discuss letting anyone who sneaks into the country illegally just 'magically' become American citizens (probably should be number one).

Number 5) Only in America....could the people who believe in balancing the budget and sticking by the country's Constitution be thought of as “extremist”.

Number 4) Only in America...could you need to present a driver's license to cash a check or buy alcohol, but not to vote.

Number 3) Only in America...could people demand the government investigate whether oil companies are gouging the public because the price of gas went up when the return on equity invested in a major U.S. Oil company (Marathon Oil) is less than half of a company making tennis shoes (Nike).

Number 2) Only in America does the IRS collect more tax dollars from the people than any nation in recorded history, still spend a Trillion dollars more than it has per year - for total spending of $7-Million PER MINUTE, and complain that it doesn't have nearly enough money.

And Number 1) Only in America...could the rich people- who pay 86% of all income taxes - be accused of not paying their "fair share" by people who don't pay any income taxes at all.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day ;)
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Yep yep and yep
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:ymsigh: :ymsigh:
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look out the sky is falling I agree with Re3too :ymhug:
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No Patience wrote:look out the sky is falling I agree with Re3too :ymhug:
Holy cow crap! :-s #:-s
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It is truly a sad day in the lake valley, for I too would have to agree Patience..... :-? Now wait, hold the boat, me thinks Katie deserves the credit on this one..... and we all would be agreeing with her, twisted panties and all... :ymparty: Please disregard first part of me post...... All is still well in the valley :D
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weedbeater17 wrote:It is truly a sad day in the lake valley, for I too would have to agree Patience..... :-? Now wait, hold the boat, me thinks Katie deserves the credit on this one..... and we all would be agreeing with her, twisted panties and all... :ymparty: Please disregard first part of me post...... All is still well in the valley :D
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[-X Hey, hey, hey, you kids play nice now! Don't make me pull this car over! :ymcowboy:
Even a broken clock is right twice a day ;)
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katie wrote:[-X Hey, hey, hey, you kids play nice now! Don't make me pull this car over! :ymcowboy:
Oh if I had a dollar for every time I've heard that........ :D
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