26 Innocent Things That Will Make You Feel Filthy

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26 Innocent Things That Will Make You Feel Filthy

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26 Innocent Things That Will Make You Feel Filthy

Mind, meet gutter. posted on November 8, 2013 at 5:58pm EST


1. These girls trying to commemorate their annual vacation at the lake house.

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2. This couple having some fun in the great outdoors.
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3. This religious text.
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4. This entirely blameless stack of eggshells.
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Sidenote: Why would anyone do this?


5. These pigs enjoying a meal together.
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6. This well-meaning church sign extolling the virtues of prayer.
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7. This Copenhagen landmark.
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8. This particular experiment.
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9. And these games.
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10. This lint roller that promises to solve all the wrong problems.
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11. This headline about freshman Ray Ball joining the University of Wisconsin football team.
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12. This news segment about vibrating toothbrushes.
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13. This aquarium ad that’s probably very distracting to drivers.
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14. This thrilled Grand Prix driver popping champagne.
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15. And another one, “drinking it in.”
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16. Actually, I think we can safely say that sports reporting, on the whole, needs to be less gross.
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17. This ad for milk.
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18. This family photo.
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19. This extremely unfortunate elbow positioning.
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20. This dip that literally nobody should be dipping anything in.
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21. This very informative USA Today weather report.
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22. These tweets by respected and loved televangelist Joel Osteen.
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These tweets by respected and loved televangelist Joel Osteen.
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23. These toys made for children. Innocent, innocent children.
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24. These terrifying comic book moments.
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25. This lotion that doesn’t at all believe in false advertising.
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26. And this infomercial that definitely does.
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The Newport Aquarium billboard was actually advertising for petting the sharks. But who really cares about that!
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I knew that as soon as I saw it but those that have not been there... .. ...
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