SUNBURN TREATMENT

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JLA
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SUNBURN TREATMENT

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SUNBURN TREATMENT
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> Bet you never thought of this... New Treatment For Sunburn
> A guy visiting at Lake Cumberland fell asleep on the raft for several hours and
> got a horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the
> hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with
> second-degree burns.
> With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was
> in,the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline,
> electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.
> The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do
> for him, Doctor’?
> The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it’ll
> keep the sheets off his legs.

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