Newest Supermarket

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Newest Supermarket

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A new Supermarket just opened in our home town. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and brauts.

In the liquor department, the fresh, clean, crisp smell of tapped Bud Lite.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there anymore. :-o
I have taken the road least traveled................and now I am freakin LOST !
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Re: Newest Supermarket

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Take it from me...stay out of the tampon isle.... :ymsick:
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Re: Newest Supermarket

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wussies... =))

this is why God made women stronger.... ;)
Even a broken clock is right twice a day ;)
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Re: Newest Supermarket

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silence women..... :D
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