Wrong answer....

[kdfwr911]

WIFE:
What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?


HUSBAND:

Definitely not!

WIFE:

Why not - don't you like being married?

HUSBAND:

Of course I do.

WIFE:

Then why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND:

Okay, I'd get married again.

WIFE:

You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND:

(Makes audible groan).

WIFE:

Would you live in our house?


HUSBAND:

Sure, it's a great house.

WIFE:

Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND:

Where else would we sleep?

WIFE:

Would you let her drive my car?

HUSBAND:

Probably, it is almost new.

WIFE:

Would you replace my pictures with hers?

HUSBAND:

That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WIFE:

Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND:

No, she's left-handed.


WIFE:
- silence -

HUSBAND:

$h1t .

[katie]

weeemen are just too sharp for men...

[re3too]

Amen, Katie! 'Specially the likes of 911!

[Nebrios]

My wife once asked..."whats on the television"....I said dust....never again.