Demands of Kidnapper & CHINESE Negotiators

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Demands of Kidnapper & CHINESE Negotiators

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'I have 3 demands or I'll kill the boy!
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Head Negotiator dispatched
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They probably spent $0.35 cents.
In our country, we would shut the street down for 48 hours...
Take 12 hours to talk him out of it..
Spend $5 million giving him a fair trial...
And pay his food and lodging for life.

No wonder their products are cheaper than ours!

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That's too harsh for me! :-s #:-s
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Can we apply that to rapist and sex offenders...
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I think we should bring back drawing and quarting in the public square. That would make people think twice before that did something.
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I know what "quartering" is but not familiar with "quarting"! :D ;;) :-*
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Re: Demands of Kidnapper & CHINESE Negotiators

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You blend them up and place in quart jars.
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E_HILLMAN wrote:You blend them up and place in quart jars.
You is one sick puppy! [-( [-(
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Ok Re3too you caught me. I did not proof it. LOL
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