What deep thinkers men are...

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Obviously, this wasn't written from my perspective, but it was too funny not to share...

What deep thinkers men are...

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question:

Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case.

Time for another beer.
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:)) How true!!
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Thanks a lot....I shared this with the wife and we have been at it ever since...I just stirred my own pot...
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Nebrios wrote:Thanks a lot....I shared this with the wife and we have been at it ever since....
Well #-o ! Not too bright, are ya? :D ;;) :-*
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Nebrios wrote:Thanks a lot....I shared this with the wife and we have been at it ever since...I just stirred my own pot...
haha!
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