Lead Monkey Dead

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Lead Monkey Dead

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On January 2nd of this year Davy Jones,
lead singer for the 60's pop group the Monkeys passed away.

The following morning headlines in the Washington Post
read LEAD MONKEY DEAD.

It took the secret service several hours to get Joe Biden
to calm down and stop running around the white house yelling,
I'm the President! I'm the President! I'm the President!"
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/:) 8-|
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Re: Lead Monkey Dead

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#-o
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:)) :)) :ymhug: :ymapplause:
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Re: Lead Monkey Dead

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Now dat's funny! :D
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