Two Irish Nuns

Have fun with some jokes. Just make sure they are not racist, topless, or too offensive. As you can see we are pretty liberal on what is allowed just don't get offended if you push the envelope and something gets deleted. ;-)

Moderators: E_, LC addict, FasterThanYou, crwky

Post Reply
User avatar
katie
MASTER MEMBER
Posts: 2673
Joined: Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:20 pm
Location: Indiana

Two Irish Nuns

Post by katie »

Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat, and one says to the other,
"I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs."

"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America , we might as
well do as the Americans do."
As they sit, they hear a push cart vendor yelling, "Hot Dogs, get your dogs
here," and they both walk towards the hot dog cart.

"Two dogs, please!," says one. The vendor is very pleased to oblige, wraps
both hot dogs in foil and hands them over. Excited, the nuns hurry
to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs.'
The mother superioris first to open hers.

She begins to blush, and then after staring at it for a moment, leans to the
other Nun and in a soft brogue whispers.

"Which part did you get?"
:ymblushing: O:-)
Even a broken clock is right twice a day ;)
User avatar
Nervous Wreck
MASTER MEMBER
Posts: 1421
Joined: Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:50 am
Marina/Ramp: old Alli-1
Location: Enon,Oh.

Re: Two Irish Nuns

Post by Nervous Wreck »

:)) :)) =)) =))
Post Reply

Return to “Jokes and other hooey fooey”