Fish Story

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Pop-O
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Fish Story

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I went fishing one morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.

Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth.
Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me
with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the
head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.

So, I grabbed my bottle of Wild Turkey and poured a
little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp.
I released him into the lake without incident and carried on
fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that dam snake,
with two more frogs. :D :D
I have taken the road least traveled................and now I am freakin LOST !
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