A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.
He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.
Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father
realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him
on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking.
Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.
A well-dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman in a blue
business suit is sitting at the coffee bar reading a newspaper and
sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks
up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places
it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way,
unhurried, across the restaurant.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of
the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first
and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses
violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly
catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the
father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a
word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the
father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying,
"I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was
fantastic. Are you a doctor? "
"No," the woman replied, "I'm with the Internal Revenue Service."
THE LAST NICKEL
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That's offensive to IRS agents! 
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Plus One .. RE3
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WHAT? No trophy?
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Speak and ye shall recieve...re3too wrote:WHAT? No trophy?
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Don't Quite Think That Was The Trophy She Had In Mind..... Strike 1 E
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LMAO, I don't give strikes. WW is much nicer than me. Nervous is no longer able to access the forum.
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...just kidding. I banned Re3 instead.
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You really should show some respect to little old ladies that get abused everytime she posts something, even if she might or might not deserve it........
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Well.....she got her 'trophy'!!weedbeater17 wrote:You really should show some respect to little old ladies that get abused everytime she posts something, even if she might or might not deserve it........
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You May Be Right.........
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As you see she hasn't been back. I showed her who the boss is around here. 
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FUE! 
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STRIKE TWO!re3too wrote:FUE!
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Strike Three just for good measure........ Re3 one E ?
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Ya,ll jist SHUP! 
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Go ahead...make fun of the umpire!
STTTTRIKE 3! YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!
Been practicing my best umpire imitation. I can try it on you guys!
FOUL BALLS! Hmmmmm how do you call foul balls?
STTTTRIKE 3! YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!
Been practicing my best umpire imitation. I can try it on you guys!
FOUL BALLS! Hmmmmm how do you call foul balls?
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LMAO, took you long enough! 
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You need some of these smileys WW
Or when someone deletes their own post
Or when someone deletes their own post
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You guys got the best smileys. By far!
Frankly.. I'm sick of ours. And the big lol thingy gets worn out. Just IMO.
Frankly.. I'm sick of ours. And the big lol thingy gets worn out. Just IMO.
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soul brotha :LOL smiley too bookoo
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Nervous Wreck wrote:Speak and ye shall recieve...re3too wrote:WHAT? No trophy?
HOLY SAMOLY!!!! i'm gonna have to figure out a post worth a trophy!!! y'all are f'd up, LMAO! I so love it here...
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lol, I wish I could find the thread where I gave each of you awards. lol I tried a couple searches but they didn't pop up.
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Iffin ya gotta search to make 'em pop up......jist sayin'! 
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Thanks for the trophy E!!!(next time could you reserve one like re3too's??)
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lol, at least I didn't post the crazy hair full pic that I did long ago. Somewhere on here is a thread full of them. lol
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J/K... I know there was one. Maybe it got thrown out with the bath water so to speak when a whole bunch of them went missing. I know if you can't find it, nobody can.... 
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Nervous Wreck wrote:Speak and ye shall recieve...re3too wrote:WHAT? No trophy?
Re3's last trophy above
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