Yup, Little Johnny

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Yup, Little Johnny

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Teacher asks the kids in class: "What do you want to be when you grow
up?"

Little Johnny: "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive
clubs, take the best b*tch, give her a Ferrari worth over a million
bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel
through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and make love to her three times
a day".

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior
of little Johnny, decides not to give importance to what he said and
then continues the lesson..."

And you, Tanya? "I wanna be Johnny 's b*tch!"
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Re: Yup, Little Johnny

Post by E_ »

lol
Buy American, the job you save just might be your own.
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