Cell phone etiquette

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Cell phone etiquette

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Cell phone etiquette
After a very busy, tiring day at the office, the young woman settled down in
her seat and closed her eyes as the train departed the station.

As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out
his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice:
“Hi sweetheart, it’s Jeff, I’m on the train – yes, I know it’s the six thirty and
not the four thirty but I had a long meeting – no, honey, not with that floozy
from the accounts office, with the boss. No sweetheart, you’re the only one in
my life – yes, I’m sure, cross my heart” etc., etc.

Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly, when the woman sitting next to
him, who was obviously annoyed by his continuous loud blabbing, yelled:
”Hey, Jeff, turn that stupid phone off and come back to bed!”

Jeff doesn't use his cell phone in public any longer.

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