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Nervous Wreck
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YOU ARE PROBABLY NOT VERY INTERESTED IN ANY USED FARM EQUIPMENT
BUT YOU MIGHT ENJOY THIS

For Sale : FIFTY YEAR OLD MANURE SPREADER - $1.00
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Fifty-year old manure spreader.
Not sure of brand.
Said to have been produced in Kenya .
Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled into the US via Hawaii .
Of questionable pedigree.
Does not appear to have ever been worked hard.
Apparently it was pampered by various owners over the years.

It doesn't work very often, but when it does it can really sling the $h1t for amazing distances.

I am hoping to retire the manure spreader next November.

I really don't want it hanging around getting in the way.

I would prefer a foreign buyer to relocate the manure spreader out of the country.
I would be willing to trade it for a nicely framed copy of the United States Constitution.

Location: Currently being stored in a big white house in Washington , D.C.
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