"Hey Mitt Witt, where are you hiding your tax returns?"
Governor Romney politely responded,
"I've found a very secure place where I'm certain they won't be found."
The insistent heckler, then shouted, "And just where is that, dummy?"
Governor Romney smiled and said,
"They are underneath Obama's Birth Certificate, college records, his
immigration status as a student, and his funding sources to pay for
college."
"What's your next question?"
