Alcohol Labels

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This should be taken seriously!!!
Alcohol Labels

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when
you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are
really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing
WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your a$$
kicked.
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode.