Two large women

[Nervous Wreck]

I was in a pub last Saturday night, and drank a few. I noticed two

large women by the bar. They both had strong accents so I

asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland?"

One of them chirped, "It's WALES, you friggin' idiot!"

So, I immediately apologized and said, "Sorry, are you two

whales from Ireland ?"

That's the last thing I remember

[E_]

ROFLMAO!