Obscure measurements

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Obscure measurements

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1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference
to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

2. Time between slipping on a peel and
smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond

3. Half a large intestine = one semicolon

4. 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds

5. 5 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing
at Yale University Hospital = One I.V. League
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