Math problem....

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Mathematics: This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint..it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

But what makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
are represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far a$$ kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude
will get you there, its the Bullshit and a$$ Kissing that will put you over the top. Now you know why some people are where they are!

Now pucker up and get back to work! :-* :-* :D
Even a broken clock is right twice a day ;)
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WOW!!! Fish & Wildlife is absolutely FULL of over-achievers that exceed their potential every day. I refer to it as being promoted to the level of incompetence.
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Retirement works wonders for free speech. LMAO
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E_HILLMAN wrote:Retirement works wonders for free speech. LMAO

You've got that right. ;) :D :D :D
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E_HILLMAN wrote:Retirement works wonders for free speech. LMAO

Which reminds me....the "true" story behind the infamous 76 Falls crackdown can now be told for the first time. Just have to get the time to write it up and post it someday. ;) ;) ;)
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AWESOME!
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Can't wait to read that!
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^^^ditto^^^
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