New Stimulus Package

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kdfwr911
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New Stimulus Package

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Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2012 Social Security Stimulus Package. It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my a$$, 10 discount coupons to KFC, and an "Obama Hope & Change" bumper sticker. The directions were in Spanish.
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That must be the standard now. I received my package as well. :( :(
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Well, ain't you special! Mine must still be in the mail! :ymsigh: :ymsigh:
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kdfwr911 wrote:Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2012 Social Security Stimulus Package. It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my a$$, 10 discount coupons to KFC, and an "Obama Hope & Change" bumper sticker. The directions were in Spanish.


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