GOVERNMENT WORK

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A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him,
"Are you allergic to anything?"

He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."

"Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?"

"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."

The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."
Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for
me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You
can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM,
why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"

"This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours,
we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you
coming in for that.
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DPP DAWG!
http://lakecumberlandboaters.com/forum/ ... =43&t=4102
http://lakecumberlandboaters.com/forum/ ... =43&t=1780

LOL I get a triple play on this one! :P
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LOL keep an eye on em Barney. :D
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lol, Just for the record I do this for fun and in no way mean anything by it.
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E_HILLMAN wrote:in no way mean anything.
#-o #-o :D ;;) :-* =)) =)) =))

Well Hillman you mean something to me, you are the best person in the world that I know. I love you so much. I love you wit and I really love the days I am so luckly to gaze at your handsome face. :-*
"The language of friendship is not words but meaning." (Henry David Thoreau)
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re3too wrote:
E_HILLMAN wrote:in no way mean anything.
#-o #-o :D ;;) :-* =)) =)) =))

Well Hillman you mean something to me, you are the best person in the world that I know. I love you so much. I love you wit and I really love the days I am so luckly to gaze at your handsome face. :-*

Two can play at that game :P
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:ymsick: :ymsick: :ymsick: :ymsick: :ymsick: :ymsick: :ymsick: :ymsick: :ymsick:

Whatever, Postchangermeister! :D ;;) :-*

BIOYB! :ymtongue: :ymtongue: :ymtongue:
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:-o :-o =)) Awwww dayam! For a minute there I thought re3too had taken some of GWW's meds!! =)) =))
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E_HILLMAN wrote:lol, Just for the record I do this for fun and in no way mean anything by it.
ditto I'm all about having fun. :ymhug: :D
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Can't belive you all hijacked this serious thread. Nervous feel free to hit the report button! lol
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E_HILLMAN wrote:Can't belive you all hijacked this serious thread. Nervous feel free to hit the report button! lol
OH SHUSH! :p :p :p It's what we do! #-o #-o
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E_HILLMAN wrote:Can't belive you all hijacked this serious thread. Nervous feel free to hit the report button! lol
But be careful and don't hit it twice. :)) :))
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#-o
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