$100

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Jaybird
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$100

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A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened .

Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.


When The postal authorities received the letter to God , USA ,
they decided to send it to the President.

The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $ 5.00 bill.
The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you
note to God, which read:

Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for
some reason you sent it through Washington D.C. and those idiots took $95.00 in taxes.
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katie
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Re: $100

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=)) =)) "GOD BLESS AMERICA!"
Even a broken clock is right twice a day ;)
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Re: $100

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Ain't it the truth! X(
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