Lie Detector Robot

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Lie Detector Robot

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A father buys a Lie Detector Robot that slaps you when you lie. He
decides to test it out on his son at supper.


"Where were you last night?" The father asks. "I was at the library."
Robot slaps the son. "OK I was at a friend's house." "Doing what?"
The father asks. "Watching a movie, Toy Story." Robot slaps the son."
"OK it was Porn!" cried the son. Father yells "What? When I was your
age I didn't even know what porn was." Robot slaps the father. The
mother laughs "He certainly is your son!" Robot slaps the mother...
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#-o =)) =))
Even a broken clock is right twice a day ;)
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Kinda the same but NOT exactly.. :P
http://lakecumberlandboaters.com/forum/ ... =43&t=3317
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Look out Nervous the DPP (double post police) are watching. :))
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watt money wrote:Look out Nervous the DPP (double post police) are watching. :))
:ymapplause: :ymapplause: =)) =))
"The language of friendship is not words but meaning." (Henry David Thoreau)
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What? You all post jokes for fun, I like to point out DPs. lol
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Re3 is a DP fanatic? LMAO

Never mind, don't google that..
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re3too wrote:
watt money wrote:Look out Nervous the DPP (double post police) are watching. :))
:ymapplause: :ymapplause: =)) =))



=)) =)) =)) =)) :-B =)) =)) :-B =)) =))
Even a broken clock is right twice a day ;)
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Aww man not you too Katie. lol
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Gotta love it ! :D
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E_HILLMAN wrote:Aww man not you too Katie. lol

Hey, I'll take it when I can get it, lol! :p
Even a broken clock is right twice a day ;)
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watt money wrote:Look out Nervous the DPP (double post police) are watching. :))

=)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))
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katie wrote:
E_HILLMAN wrote:Aww man not you too Katie. lol

Hey, I'll take it when I can get it, lol! :p

That's my philosphy too..... ;) :D :D
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kdfwr911 wrote:
katie wrote:
E_HILLMAN wrote:Aww man not you too Katie. lol

Hey, I'll take it when I can get it, lol! :p

That's my philosphy too..... ;) :D :D
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