Grandma's advice

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Subject: Grandma's Advice


Oh how we all yearn for the good ol' days.....

My grandmother died in the 60s, but her birthday is coming up,

and that always causes me to reminisce. The long walks we used to take

to the store in town, the quarters she gave me for meaningless jobs like

pulling weeds or washing the sidewalk...



Those gems were all good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in

the crown of grandmotherly advice, occurred when I was only about 13.

We were sitting in a park, having just finished collecting some 40 soda

bottles for the deposit money on a beautiful spring day.


She told me that, some day, I would find a wonderful woman and

start my own family. "And always remember this one thing," she said.

"Be sure you marry a woman with small hands."


"How come, Grandma?", I asked her.


She answered in her soft Irish voice,'Makes your dick look bigger.'


.....Kinda brings
a tear to your eye, doesn't it?