Shampoo Warning!

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Jaybird
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Shampoo Warning!

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INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU
SHOWER WITH IT!!!!

WARNING TO US ALL!!!

YOU NEED TO READ THIS. DON'T DELETE IT BEFORE READING!

I HAVE JUST RECEIVED THIS WARNING!


Shampoo Warning

I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!

I use shampoo in the shower!
:D :D :D :D

When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and

Printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,


"FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY."


No wonder I have been gaining weight!

Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and

I am going to start showering with Dawn dish soap instead.

Its label reads,

"DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."

Problem solved!

If I don't answer the phone

I'll be in the shower!
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