President's Day

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President's Day

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I was eating breakfast with my 9-year-old granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is February 20th this year?"

She said "It's President's Day!"

She's a smart kid. So, I pressed on asking "What does President's Day mean?"

I was waiting for something about Washington, Lincoln, etc..

She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment."

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Re: President's Day

Post by E_ »

lol, saw that before but STILL funny. Or is it still sad?
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