wife found

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Missing Wife Found by Alaska State Troopers
>>
>> The day after his wife disappeared In a kayaking accident, an
>> Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim faced Alaska State
>> Troopers.
>>
>> "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your
>> wife", said one of the troopers.
>>
>> "Tell me! Did you find her?", Wilkens exclaimed.
>>
>> The troopers looked at each other.
>>
>> One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really
>> great news. Which would you like to hear first?"
>>
>> Fearing the worst, the ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad News
>> first."
>>
>> The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we
>> found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay ."
>>
>> "Oh my God!", exclaimed Wilkens.
>>
>> Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"
>>
>> The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12
>> twenty-five-pound king crabs and 6 good-sized Dungeness crabs
>> clinging to her, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the
>> catch."
>>
>> Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's
>> the great news?"
>>
>> The trooper replied, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow.
>>
>>
>>

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wow

[kdfwr911]

Hmmm.....that is some great news.