michigan hunting laws

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Michigan Hunting Laws
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> A Coloradan and a Michigander were hunting in the UP when an illegal
> alien runs across the field.
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> The Michigander takes careful aim, shoots, and kills him.
>
> "You can't do that!" cried the Coloradan.
>
> "No, no, it's legal here in Michigan " replies the Michigander.
>
> Later that night the Coloradan goes and buys some beer and puts it on
> the roof of his truck to open the door.
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> Just then an illegal alien runs by, grabs the beer, and runs away.
>
> The Coloradan thinks "No problem" draws his pistol, shoots, and kills him.
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> As he is getting his beer the police come and arrest him.
>
> "But I thought it was legal to shoot illegal aliens here in Michigan
> !" protests the Coloradan.
>
> "Well yeah," says the cop, "but you can't use bait."
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