Pakistani immigrant

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Pakistani immigrant

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A Pakistani immigrant goes to a Doctor and says "I feel terrible."
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> The Doctor says "You need to pee and poop in a bucket for a week,
> throw in a dead fish and a rotting cabbage.
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> Put a towel over your head and inhale the vapors for 3 days."
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> The man does this and goes back to the Doctor and says "I feel wonderful!!
> What was wrong with me?"
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> Doctor: "You were homesick..
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