What did that Nun say?

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What did that Nun say?

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A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide
under your skirt. I'll explain later.'

The nun agreed.

A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you
seen a soldier?'

The nun replied, 'He went that way.'


After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and
said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to
Afganastan.'

The nun said, 'I understand completely.'


The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of
legs!'

The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen
a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Afghanistan either.'
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Re: What did that Nun say?

Post by katie »

#-o That sounds more like the late 60's-early 70's ;)
Even a broken clock is right twice a day ;)
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