Young Muslims

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Young Muslims

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Subject: THAT could have been me!

I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday,minding my own business,
Waiting on it to turn green.


A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims,
Shouting anti-American slogans,
With a half- burned American Flag duct taped on the trunk of their car
And a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side,
Stopped next to me.


The light changed, the Muslims praised Allah,
Shook their fists, hit the gas & darted off ahead of me.


Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding
Thru the intersection
& ran directly over their car,
Crushing it completely,
Killing everyone in the car.


For several minutes
I sat in my car thinking to myself,
"Man... That could have been me!"


So today;
Bright and early,
I went out and got a job
As a truck driver.



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Re: Young Muslims

Post by E_ »

lol
Buy American, the job you save just might be your own.
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