Poor guy

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Poor guy

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After being married for thirty years....a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her slowly...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asks..... "What does that mean?"
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot."
She smiled happily and said...."Oh, that's so lovely.....what about I, J, K?"
He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

His left eye is STILL swollen....but the doctor has informed him that he is LIKELY to see things MUCH clearer in the future.
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Dumb dude! #-o #-o
"The language of friendship is not words but meaning." (Henry David Thoreau)
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