Are you hungry?

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Are you hungry?

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A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon
and eggs? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit
and coffee?" she asks.

He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry
right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really
taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime she asked if he would like something.
"A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese
sandwich?" He declines. "The Viagra," he says,
"really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to
eat. "Would you like a juicy porterhouse steak and
scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken
or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again. "Naw, still not hungry."


"Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up? I'm
starving."
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Re: Are you hungry?

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It's okay spare, don't let them pick on you....I laughed out loud both times I read this!! :D :)) =)) =))
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It don't bother me, he just likes to do that chit. So I figure if thats all it takes to entertain him, let it be! :D :))
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Spare Change wrote:It don't bother me, he just likes to do that chit. So I figure if thats all it takes to entertain him, let it be! :D :))

:ymapplause: :ymapplause: Good answer! Keeps him off my back! :D ;;) :-*
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