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Holiday Warning... Please, take care of yourself.

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A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the
Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are
alcohol related.



This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who drink
bottled water, starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks, and stuff like that.



Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause
three times as many accidents.
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Re: Holiday Warning... Please, take care of yourself.

Post by E_ »

lol, Nearly posted this on facebook. Then he poked fun at everyone that clicked "like" on it. [-(
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