sensitive husband

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Bob Is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door.

There are two police officers there, and Bob asks if there is a
problem.

One of the officers asks if he is married, and if so, can they see
a picture of his wife. Bob says "sure" and shows them a photo of his wife.

The officer says, "I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's
been hit by a truck."

Bob says, "I know, but she has a great personality and is an
excellent cook."
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:-o
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