Amish are non violent

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Amish are non violent

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The Amish are "Non-violent" people!



BUT IT PAYS TO KNOW GERMAN



An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

The Amish Farmer shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kühe und die Schweine haben hineingeschissen!"

Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and pigs have $h1t in it!"

The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!"

The Amish Farmer shouts back in English: "Use two hands, you'll get more!"
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