The knob

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The Knob


A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a
new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small
knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and
could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the
effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman
wanted 'The Knob.'

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the
knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and
vibrant.

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon
with two problems.

'All these years, everything has been working just
fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've
always loved the results. But now I've developed
two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible
bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid
of them.'


The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those
aren't bags, those are your breasts.'

She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in asking
about the goatee.'