Cold and Hot Sex

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Nervous Wreck
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Cold and Hot Sex

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Hot and Cold Sex

> After an examination, the doctor said
> to his patient: 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any
> medical concerns you would like to ask me about?'
>

> 'In fact, I do.' said the old man. "After my
> wife and I have sex, I'm usually cold and chilly; and then, after I have
> sex with her the second time, I'm usually hot and sweaty."
>
> When the doctor examined his wife a short time
> later he said, 'Everything appears to be fine. Are there any medical
> concerns that you would like to discuss with me?'
>
> The lady replied that she had no questions or
> concerns.
>
> The doctor then said to her: 'Your husband
> mentioned an unusual problem. He claimed that he was usually cold and
> chilly after having sex with you the first time; and then hot and sweaty
> after the second time. Do you have any idea about why?'
>
> "Oh, that crazy old coot'' she replied. "That's
> because the first time is usually in January, and the second time is in
> August."
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;;) :-* :ymapplause: :ymapplause: =)) =)) =)) Hey, Jefferina!
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