His name was Boudreaux; he was from Louisiana ..... and he needed a
>>> loan, so....... he walked into a bank in New York City and asked for
>>> the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Paris
>>> for an international Cajun festival for two weeks and needed to borrow
>>> $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank. The bank officer
>>> told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan,
>>> so the Cajun handed over the keys to a new Ford F250 Lariat Crew Cab.
>>> The truck was parked on the street in front of the bank. The Cajun
>>> produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed
>>> to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having
>>> to charge 12% interest.
>>>
>>> Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh
>>> at the Cajun from the south for using a $50,000 truck as collateral
>>> for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the truck into
>>> the bank's private underground garage and parked it.
>>>
>>> Two weeks later, Boudreaux returned, repaid the $5,000 and the
>>> interest of $23.07. The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to
>>> have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very
>>> nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked
>>> you out on Dunn & Bradstreet and found that you are a Distinguished
>>> Alumni from LSU , a highly sophisticated investor and
>>> Multi-Millionaire with real estate and financial interests all over
>>> the world. Your investments include a large number of crawfish farms
>>> in Ville Platte. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow
>>> $5,000?"
>>>
>>> The Cajun replied, "Where else in New York City can I park my truck
>>> for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I
>>> return?"
>>>
>>> His name was Boudreaux....
>>>
>>>
>>>
His name is Boudreaux
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