The Italian Virginity test

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The Italian Virginity test


Mario is planning to marry and asks his family doctor how he could tell if
his Bride-to-be is still a Virgin.

His doctor says ... "Mario, all the Italian men I know use three things for
what we call a Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit ~~~ a small can of Red paint,
a small can of Blue paint, and a Shovel."

Mario asks .... "And what do I do with these things, doc?"

The doctor replies .... "Before you climb into bed on your wedding night,
you paint one of your balls Red and the other ball Blue .

If she says ... 'That's the strangest pair of balls I've ever seen!',

..........you hit her with the Shovel.