The big buck

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An 8 pointer, 4 pointer and a button buck are standing by a field
> >> browsing on acorns.
> >>
> >> 8 pointer says, "I'm happy with my 10 does, we're really getting
> >> along."
> >>
> >>
> >> 4 pointer says, "I'm happy as heck with my 5, they really take care
>of
> >> me!"
> >>
> >> Button buck says, "My two are alright, better than nothing I
guess."
> >>
> >> Then all of a sudden a GIANT 25 point non-typical buck walks out
> >> into the field.
> >>
> >> The three bucks had never seen anything like him before, they were
> >> in awe.
> >>
> >> The big buck made a huge scrape and pissed in it, rubbed a phone
> >> pole and snapped it off at the ground! The three bucks looked on in

> >> amazement.
> >>
> >> 8 pointer says, "I could probably get by with 4 does... Who really
> >> needs 10 anyways?"
> >>
> >> 4 pointer says, "You know.. come to think of it, I could only
> >> really use one or two of mine!"
> >>
> >> The button buck was silent, the other two bucks look over to him in

> >> confusion.
> >>
> >> Suddenly the yearling runs out into the middle of the field!
> >>
> >> He rips and tears up some grass... pisses all over the place,
> >> snorts
>&
> >> wheezes', rubs his head raw on a tree and chews a lickin branch
> >> clean off!
> >>
> >> Then he runs back over to his two buddies.
> >>
> >> His friends immediately jump him, "What the hell are you doing!?"
> >>
> >> "I'm just makin' sure that big sumbich knows I'm a buck!" he
> >> replies