I aint scared of Casper

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I aint scared of Casper

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When the law started running us off from the Wolf Creek Dam overlook I decided to go somewhere the law was scared to go...the graveyard, hell with Casper Im gonna get me some.

We found a marble tombstone which had been knocked over. I laid her down, made wild passionate love. The next day her back got to hurting so she went to the doctor. Doctor said,"I cant find anything physically wrong with you but your a$$ died in 1862."

Decided to give the overlook another try.

Got the girl out and climbed under the truck. Heard footsteps and knew it was the law. KDFWR911 had busted me. He leaned down shining the light in my eyes. "What you doing down there boy?'' he ask. Thought I would use my head and responded, "Fixing my transmission sir". He said, "You need to fix your frigging brakes, your truck rolled down the hill half hour ago."
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=))
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PS, did he also mention you had a goat on top of you?
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=)) =)) =)) #-o
Even a broken clock is right twice a day ;)
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