Rut Row!

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You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to pass gas.
The music is really loud so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs you start to feel better as you approach your stop.

As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down and that's when you remember:
you've been listening to your ipod.

[E_]

Hahahahahahaaa