Dear Abby

Have fun with some jokes. Just make sure they are not racist, topless, or too offensive. As you can see we are pretty liberal on what is allowed just don't get offended if you push the envelope and something gets deleted. ;-)

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Dear Abby

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Dear Abby:
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My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest.
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Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more.
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Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with Muslums.
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Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy!

Can you help?

Signed,

Lost in DC
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Dear Lost:
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Stop whining, Michelle. You can divorce the jerk any time you want.
The rest of us are stuck with him for two more years!
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Re: Dear Abby

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Who you talkin' 'bout? =)) =)) =)) =)) =))
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Re: Dear Abby

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lol, got this in a e-mail from LC tonight. FIgured I would TTT it as it was a good read again.
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