Tennessee Story

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lol, thanks RE3


Tennessee Story

Cletus & Billy Bob

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the
door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an
old green John Deere.

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first
the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left? He then hunches his
shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall
down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt? Then, grabbing
both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt
underneath? With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and
hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says,"What the heck are you doing,
Billy Bob?"

"Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously
embarrassed Billy Bob? "But me'n the Ol' Lady been havin trouble lately in
the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do 'something sexy to
a tractor'."

[Don't make me come splain this to you!? ---Read the last line again,
slowly--out loud.]
Buy American, the job you save just might be your own.
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#-o 8-| Tells ya why billy bob is having a problem, lol
Even a broken clock is right twice a day ;)
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Ttt
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