Cow an ant and a OLD FART!

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Cow an ant and a OLD FART!

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Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart


A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.

The Cow: I give 50 litres of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!!

The Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!!

OK Barb it's your turn to say something!

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FUJ! :ymtongue: :ymtongue: Oh, katie.....I think he/she needs an "adjustment"! :-o #:-s
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:-o OMG $pare, you better lock your doors :-s That was just wrong... [-(









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E_HILLMAN wrote::-o OMG $pare, you better lock your doors :-s That was just wrong... [-(
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Re3 this is for you. lol Hope the file works lol
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I'm guessing a #5 LMAO
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