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Good one

Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 10:44 am
by $parechange
A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut-off a man´s testicles, we put it into another man and in 6 weeks he is looking for work"

The German doctor comments:"That´s nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out from a person, we put it into another person´s head and in 4 weeks he is looking for work" .

A Russian doctor says: That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart out from a person, we put it into another person´s chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.

The US doctor answers immediately: That´s nothing colleagues, you are way behind us....in the USA (just over a year ago) we grabbed a person with no brains, no heart and no balls....we put him in as President and now....the whole country is looking for work!!!!!

Re: Good one

Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 10:47 am
by E_
#-o

Re: Good one

Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 4:51 pm
by WhiteNights
CHECK YOUR MAIL:


Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2010 Obama
Stimulus Package. It contained two watermelon seeds, cornbread mix, and 10 coupons to KFC. The directions were in Spanish.

Re: Good one

Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 5:48 am
by Nervous Wreck
WhiteNights wrote:CHECK YOUR MAIL:


Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2010 Obama
Stimulus Package. It contained two watermelon seeds, cornbread mix, and 10 coupons to KFC. The directions were in Spanish.
:)) :)) =)) =)) =))